![]() Never have I ever shaved my body hair into a random shape for a laugh.Never have I ever taken a poop on an airplane.Never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet and picked it out with my bare hand.Never have I ever been so sunburn I couldn’t wear a shirt.Never have I ever accidentally walked into something and broke/dislocated a toe.Never have I ever done the Electric Slide.Never have I ever accidentally electrocuted myself.Never have I ever farted in an elevator and pretended it was not me.Never have I ever had diarrhea and vomited simultaneously.Never have I ever read all of the Harry Potter series.Never have I ever flown in a helicopter.Never have I ever eaten food out of a trash can.Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza by yourself.Never have I ever had a near-death experience.Never have I ever re-gifted a gift that was given to me.Never have I ever stayed up for more than 24 hours.Never have I ever watched a show ahead and lied to bae about it.Never have I ever completely lied about a skill during a job interview.Never have I ever flirted to get out of being in trouble.Never have I ever let someone else take the fall for my stinky fart.Never have I ever eaten all my Halloween candy in one sitting.Never have I ever gotten in a physical fight.Never have I ever researched a blind date.Never have I ever Googled a new bae’s ex.Never have I ever stalked a crush online.Never have I ever thrown a drink at someone.Never have I ever gotten with a friend’s ex.Never have I ever left a bathroom without washing my hands.Never have I ever used a cheesy pick up line.Never have I ever done a bad karaoke number.Never have I ever used medicine that wasn’t prescribed to me.Never have I ever downloaded music or movies illegally.Never have I ever eaten something on a dare.Never have I ever cried at school or work.Never have I ever lurked on an ex online.Never have I ever called the cops on someone.Never have I ever drunk called or texted an ex.Never have I ever broken the “five-second rule.”.Never have I ever lost count of how many drinks I drank. ![]()
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